Jesus and Moses were playing golf. They got to the 3rd hole which was a water hazard. You had to hit the ballup and over the water to reach the tee on the other side. Jesus began warming up, wiggling his fanny, brushing the grass with his club.
Moses said, "There's no way you're going to get that ball over the water."
Jesus said, "If Tiger Woods can do it, so can I."
So he hit the ball up into the air and sure enough, it went into the water. Being Jesus, he walked on the water and picked up the ball and went back to try again.
Moses said, "I told you once, you're not going to do it."
Jesus said, "If Tiger Woods can do it, so can I."
So he hit the ball again. Again, it went into the water.
As he began walking on the water to retrieve the ball again, another group of golfers came up behind them. One of the golfer said to Moses, "Who the heck does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Moses said, "No, he thinks he's Tiger Woods".
As a follow up, why do all golfers carry two pairs of socks with them?
In case they get a hole in one.